Sure Death Brown You Bounder

When the Shogunates greatest secret is stolen the fate of the nation hangs in the balance The Shogunate sends an incompetent cop Tanaka to Kyoto to act as a stalking horse Hoping the thieves will kill Tanaka and the Ninja Spies will kill the thieves But what the Shogunate doesnt realise is that Tanakas even more incompetent assistant Mondo is in fact the leader of a gang of revengers for hire there motto is Sure Death or your money cheerfully refunded Mondo doesnt know that everyone knows about the secret but they all think he does Poor Mondo he not only has to deal with crazed Shogunate extremists oddball ninjas crooks who work for the Emperor and bicycle riding foreign death squads He also have to deal with a wife and a crazy motherinlaw